You heard me right. I'm heading to Canoecopia at 4:00 this afternoon and I'll bet $5,000 there's more kayaking crap there than canoe crap. Just the way the world is. The thing that I have to give credit to the kayak makers for is the numerous marriages they have saved. I don't know if you've ever been on a canoe trip with someone who can't paddle, but its one of the most frustrating things ever... If you have two kayaks, everyone is on their own and the arguing is cut by approximately 200%. One should note however, that 72% of facts are made up on the spot.
And golfers too! Damn! Not that its a marriage thing, but it is a be humane to protected species or your ass is going to get tossed into jail thing. Read up:
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-golfer-birdkilled&prov=ap&type=lgns
While video footage like this may be good for a bloopers reel, swearing at the bird when it makes noise when you're in the middle of a shoot is one thing, but pummeling it in the head with a golf ball? Wow. Not that cool I guess. Such is life though. We've all done stupid things that we're certainly not proud of and we could get in big time trouble if we were caught doing it (by someone who gives two shits)... As a wise man named Bill Engvall once said, "Stupid people should have to wear signs that say, "I'm Stupid." "
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