Wednesday, February 20, 2008

My Addiction

I carry my addiction with me everywhere. I can hardly go an hour without taking a hit. Its the last thing I do before I go to bed and one of the first I do in the morning. The fact I didn't have my addiction with me this morning after having a tooth filled at the dentist has left me in agony all day long! I usually have an extra in case of emergency in my desk at work, but the other day I forgot as well and took it home with me... Sunday I was visiting my brother and he was able to hook me up when I was falling apart. If my wife is around, she usually carries an extra pick-me-up that I can use from time to time. What is a man to do in a situation like this?!?!?!?! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! It pains me to do this... But... Well... I've gotta ask...

Can I borrow your chapstick?

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