Worthless...

...Thats what I am going to be today. I'm sorry if that upsets anyone, but its just a fact.

How do you expect me to be productive when all I've got on the brain is camping my behind on a small island in the middle of the Mississippi River while the temps at night flirt with freezing and preparing myself though the frigidness (is that even a word?) to get up at a 3 am, maybe even a pre-3 am, wake up call so I can motor out into the middle of the river next to the wild celery so I can bust a duck in the face? Well, the short answer is you can't. I've joined the crew of the FDA Worthless today and I'm planning on make a good run at being the captain!

Ok. That is today. On to yesterday...

I'm really sick and tired of people who don't do their job and when confronted about it don't admit that they've done wrong. To err is to be human right? I've made mistakes and I'll fess up to them. If you stick me in the urology department next to a piece of equipment and make me swap out every friggen component only to then not return any phone calls for the next three hours, don't bother. Just delete the supposed work you've done and start over. Done. IN LESS THAN ONE MINUTE, YOU DELETED AND SET UP THE DEVICE IN THE SYSTEM AND THE PROBLEM WAS SOLVED! DON'T TELL ME THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SET UP A PRINTER! ITS MY JOB TO DO WHAT I DO AND DO IT RELIABLY! YOUR JOB IS TO NOT BE A SCHMUCK ABOUT IT AND DO YOUR JOB! If this was the first time this had happened, I may understand... BUT ITS NOT! GET OFF YOUR DAMN HIGH HORSE AND COME LIVE WITH THE REST OF US PEONS FOR A WHILE!

Rant over. Should have warned you ahead of time. Seriously though, being accused of doing everything wrong for 3 hours by someone and finding out that the problem was on their end the whole time and it was fixed in less than a minute... ITS F*CKING FRUSTRATING!