McLiars!

WARNING: Rant to follow. The opinions expressed in the following passage are solely of the author and are not reflective upon Blogger.com or is subsidiaries.

Seriously! Its a hamburger with cheese, ketchup, and mayo. An order of fries. A Mellow Yellow with no ice. I can count on my one hand the number of times I've been to McDonalds in the past two years for lunch or dinner and I've been McScrewed every time! Jesus! They call this the service sector for a reason! I expect service!

Ok so the lady taking money at the first window had her shit together. Great gal, seemed like she even liked the job. Small talk ensues while I wait for the car in front of me to get their order. Yes those are duck calls hanging from my rear view. Car in front is taking entirely too loooooonnnnnnggg and I'm getting impatient. Finally they're waved to parking spot #1 and I'm promptly met with my Mellow Yellow, no ice! This is a great start! 1 out of 3 isn't bad! 8 seconds later, out comes my #3 just ketchup and mayo with an order of fries! This is my lucky day!!! HOORAY!!!

Here comes the McScrewing... I look the lady in her eye and ask, "Is there a straw in the bag?" She replies, "You betcha! Have a great day!" Yes, she said "You betcha!" My kind of gal.

Have a great day I will! Everything seems to be going so well until I pull onto the road in traffic and look for my McStraw that was promised to be in my McBaggie. Not on the top... I'll snag a fry just because McStraw searching is becoming strenuous. All the way to the bottom and alas... McLIARS!

Have you ever tried to drink from a paper cup filled to the brim with McMellowYellow? I haven't either. I have tried McCoke and McOrangeDrink that way and it doesn't work well. I just end up with McWetCrotch! McAAARRRGGGHHH!!!

So here I am sitting at my computer and ranting while drinking my McMellowYellowNoStraw with a straw I scavenged from the kitchen area here at work. Sketchy I know but you do what you've got to do in a pinch right? I'm once again why it is that I don't frequent places that have clowns as spokesmen.

Rant concluded. I feel better. Thank you.